Since I literally have nothing to do during the summer (since apparently, corporate America hates me, and Academia has conspired with them to ensure my demise), I’m going to try to start a new one-post-per day project.
Honestly, I don’t know who I’m trying to kid (certainly not myself!), saying that I’m going to make a new post every day, but here’s to delusion!
Also, eagle-eyed readers (read: no one) may have noticed that I have not yet fixed my blog after last night’s fiasco. And that’s not a Good Thing. Sure, it still runs and stuff, but it’s not how I want it to look. I did, however, realize that I’m really just missing the Meta Links (and honestly, I don’t need those anymore), and need to move the blagroll up to the top (and honestly, who looks at those?).
Edit: Stuff’s fixed!
#23396 +32261
<Donut> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut> INSULT
RETORT
<Donut> COUNTER-RETORT
QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut> RIPOSTE
<Donut> ADDON RIPOSTE
COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
#5273 +30070
hm. I’ve lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can’t figure out where in my apartment it is.
#4281 +27445
get up
get on up
get up
get on up
and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<HatfulOfHollow> i’m going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
#99060 +26854
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say…
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON”T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
#244321 +25570
hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
********* see!
hunter2
doesnt look like stars to me
*******
thats what I see
oh, really?
Absolutely
you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
haha, does that look funny to you?
lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
awesome!
wait, how do you know my pw?
er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******’s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
oh, ok.
#5300 +21297
YOU ALL SUCK DICK
er.
hi.
A common typo.
the keys are like right next to each other.
#99835 +20283
Hey, you know what sucks?
vaccuums
Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
black holes
Hey, you know what just isn’t cool?
lava?
#287414 +20090
haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
i looked around for pete and he must’ve chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
What’d he say when he woke up this morning?
uhh.. he hasn’t come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
holy fuck.
i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
if he gets home, call me, i don’t want to be worrying about this
will do. you better hope he’s not still buried, you’ll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken’s going to be worrying about this shit all day
haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
fucking ken
ken… that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
pete, ken didn’t come back last night, i thought he was with you.
oh fuck.
if ken shows up, make sure he doesn’t know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don’t want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
i can’t beleive how perfect their timing was
#207373 +17652
oh man
I was opening a coke, right
–> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
and it exploded
ALMOST all over my keyboard
but I got it away just in time
<– Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
:<
#5775 +16479
* ab is away – gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm
being an asshole –
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
#414593 +16315
DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you’re a great guy, but I don’t like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we’re not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we’re going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn’t work out, we’ll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
#4753 +15507
The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
I’m so holding you to this. >_________>
So what you mean to say is, you’re waiting until I fail in this quest, and then you are going to make fun of me?
:P
I just got spammed with quotes from Bash. How awesome is that?