Some Weird Guy’s Trying to Take Over my Blog

Hey guys, galador here! Remember that “guest writer” I mentioned… once? twice? Yeah, nobody really cares. Well, HERE HE IS! Finally, after many days of set-backs, I have my first guest writer up in hur. “Who is it ?” you may ask. It’s none other than my good friend Jason, AKA Nofirefrog. So, without further babel from me… *ahem* I mean… without further adieu, here’s the first of (possibly) many guest articles with… whatever he made up.

Thanks for the kind introduction. I’ll keep this short since I’m not much of a writer, and you guys have yet to prove you can read. ( <_< ). For my first official blog-post-thing I think I’ll tred some very fairly familiar grounds to the blog readers out there. I’m going to bitch.

Here goes: You know what pisses me off? No, you don’t. But you’ll know soon enough. It’s those assholes who steal people’s shoes from crowd surfers at shows/concerts. That’s not cool. I realize that if the people (the crowd surfers) didn’t ask to be hoisted into a crowd of strangers (the crowd) trying to ride them to wherever the hell they think they’re going to go (a.k.a. crowd surfing) then this (shoe stealing) wouldn’t be a problem, but what the hell is the point of taking someone’s shoe. Yes, shoe. Singular. Only one. Which renders it “value-less”.

So what do they with this solitary piece of footwear? Why, the only logical thing to do with a shoe: throw it into the crowd; which just so happens to be another thing that pisses me off… Why the hell are you people throwing shit? I’m tired of the beer shower that is an outdoor concert these days. Just the thought of it makes me pretty angry. So much so I’m going to be super anti-climactic and end this right now.

Thanks for the soapbox, galador.

-Nofirefrog